the things they say – 3rd edition.

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It’s been awhile since the last edition and these two chicks are so hilarious and constantly keep me laughing! Here’s what’s been said by the goofs in the last 9 months:

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Elliot: “I was sick the other day. I had calories.”

Cora: “Yeah, I was sick too with calgeries.”

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Elliot: “CONTORSIA!!”

Mom: What does that mean?

Elliot: “Well, it’s French for front door.

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Jan: Cora, do you want to lay down and snuggle with Mammy?

Cora: “I will in just a minute, a few seconds, and a while.”

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Mom: Elliot, stop climbing the fireplace!

Elliot: “Ugh, I just need some space!”

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Cora: “Mmmmm, I smell MENARDS!”

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Mrs. Amy [preschool teacher] told Mammy that Elliot told her that she didn’t want to come to school today because it was her birthday and she wanted the day to be all about her!

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Cora: “Is this yellow cheese?”

Mom: No, its mozzy cheese.

Cora: “Mmmm, I love Nazi cheese. Yum, Nazi cheese.”

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Cora: “Elliot, eat your food.”

Dad: You should follow your own advice, Cora.

Cora: “I don’t have ice.”

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Elliot: BURP!!!

Mom: Elliot, what do you say after you burp?

Elliot: “NICK JONAS!!”

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Elliot: “Next time we’re at the store can we buy steak juice?”

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Cora: “Why did you shut the garage door on the dog?”

Dad: Because she’s not coming in and I want the door shut.

Cora: “Imma open dis door and see if it killed her.”

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Dad: You guys did a great job cleaning the play room!

Elliot: [with her hands behind her back] “It’s most expecting.”

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Mom: Why is the toilet clogged, Cora?

Cora: “I put toilet paper in it.”

Mom: How much??

Cora: “Only 3 pounds!!”

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Cora: “Elliot, just stop talking. You’re making me annoying.”

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Elliot & Cora got to pull a wishbone and make a wish. After Cora won, I asked what her wish was: “I wished for a cat that sat on a mat that had a squeaky squeaky toy that made a creepy sound like eeeek eeeek.”

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Cora: “I told Santa I wanted a lego kitty spaceship.”

Mom: Where did you see that?

Cora: “Oh, I saw it on Facebook.”

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Elliot: My New Year’s resolution is to RULE THE WORLD!! Mom, what’s yours?”

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Until next time…

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