the things they say.

It’s been over a year since I’ve done an addition of what they say so I have quite a few since then that I’ve been saving. At 3 and 4, these girls continue to crack me up, here are some of my favorites.

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Cora: “I can’t walk.”

Why?

Cora: “I hurt my arm.”

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Cora: “Look, I can do dis cuz I’m so much twee!” [three – working on her “th”]

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After Elliot made her own pizza she looked down at her plate and with a sad face she covered her head and said: “Shoot, I forgot to make a smiley face on my pizza. DAMMIT, what was I thinking?!” [whoops]

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Elliot: “My 3 rules for the day:

1. No candy

2. You listen to ME!

3. Drink water

These are very important.”

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Elliot: “Dad, I’m talking. Dad, one day if you’d like to paint your nails, Mom would paint your nails and I’d help. Then, if you liked it, we could do it a bunch of times!”

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On Halloween:

Elliot: “These houses are all Murphy Houses.”

What’s a Murphy House?

Elliot: “It’s where you trick-or-treat the most. Duh!”

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Elliot: “I’ve had enough sugar today.”

So no more for you?

Elliot: “No, we’ll save it for another day, okay?”

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Elliot: “How do frogs drink?”

They drink with their tongues, like a cat.

Elliot: “No, they absorb it through their skin.” [That’s correct!!]

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Cora: “Mom, you gave Nala human food. If you give her human food she will throw up. You need to impologize to her.”

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Elliot: “I really want to kill a walrus on my birthday.”

What? Why?

Elliot: “I want to eat it for my cake!”

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Elliot: “Can we say the word ridiculous?”

Sure…

Elliot: “This world is ridiculous!”

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Cora: “Mom, I counted to 20-60!” [so excited!]

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Elliot: “C’mon Cora, I’ll catch you!” [as they’re both standing on the stairs.]
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Cora: [mad] “I’m going to work at Target. Goodbye.”

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Are you guys falling down the stairs?

Elliot: “No, we’re just tumbling down. Backwards.”

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Elliot, pick up your play-doh.

Elliot: “Sure thing. Ain’t no thang.”

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Elliot: “Mommy & Cora drive me frustrated!

Why?

Elliot: “Cuz they call me funny names, like Dude!

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Elliot: “Mom, you’re just a pickle in a sandwich.”

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Elliot: “Oh, I have to go talk to Moozella now.”

Whose that?

Elliot: “Moozella is my sister.”

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Elliot: “Ouch, my leg hurts. I think a meteor from the sky got it.”

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Cora: “I even love you more than anything in this world.” [awww]

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What kind of vegetables do you want in your garden?

Elliot: “The kind that taste like strawberry shortcake!”

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Elliot: “Don’t squirt that tree it’s really old. It’s like 60 bucks!”

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Elliot: “I don’t love you anymore! I don’t love Mommy anymore! I don’t love anyone unless I get sugary snacks, ahhhhh!”

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Elliot: “Hey, I have an idea! Maybe we can ride a rocketship to outerspace and I could drive!”

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After spinning Elliot around I told her I couldn’t do that anymore.

“Yes you can Mom, you’re only 40 years old.” [ugh]

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What season comes after Fall?

Cora: “NEPTUNE!”

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Elliot: “Mom, my leg is scratchy from the mouse that came out of my ear. I have to lay down and rest it.”

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ELLIOT, WHAT’S ON THE WALL???

Elliot: “Oh, it’s poop. From another day. It’s okay, assidents happen.”

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Your golden birthday is when you turn 13.

Elliot: “But I don’t want a golden birthday, I want a pink one!”

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Cora: “I will win you down the stairs. I WINNED YOU!!”

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Library lady at storytime: What do you put under your Christmas tree?

Elliot: “GUACAMOLE!!”

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At preschool, kids ask the Star of the Week questions.

Elliot’s question: “So … what’s your favorite microwave?”

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Elliot: “Mammy, since I am almost a grown up I will call you Jan.”

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Elliot: “Stop it Cora! Do you want to go to Africa all alone and have the alligators crunch you?”

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Elliot: “I’m getting frustrated at you! I’m almost an angry bird with you!”

Cora: “Yeah Mom, We’re English birds with you.”

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